Friday, June 24, 2011

Act Three Scene 1

Heyyy folks.

Some of you have been wondering about what you should do with your old pal Maurice.

Lets get one thing straight- i mean you no harm. I mean that. Should you trust me? Probably not, quite honestly. It's not smart. But hell its not smart to trust anyone here.

But we are victims too. We also have our stories to tell.

If you are going to deride us, deride us.

But listen, please before the curtain falls on all of us. Please listen.

We have our own stories to tell.


I'm feeling generous and needy today. A Question for a Question!

I will answer any question you have, but be prepared to answer a question in return.

I need to talk

Its been a bad weekend.


  1. I suppose I should be first to jump in with the obvious.

    How was your weekend?


  2. If you had to place it, what genre would you say your story is?

  3. The Mad Ventriloquist is always listening.

    What happened to Rachael?

  4. Guess I'll take a page out of TMV's book here.

    What happened to Brian?

  5. Fun. What do you think of Shakespeare? Specifically Romeo and Juliet.

  6. Heyyo, Maurice, dawg!

    Wanna get a drink sometime? On me, of course.

    Stay frosty.


  7. What is the worst thing that can happen to a man?

  8. In the same vein as TMV and Overmatter... what happened to you? the way, don't expect me to answer my return question immediately. I've got a busy day ahead of me.

  9. Where is the bar?

    You can tell me privately, of course, if you wish. Oh, and if the question you ask in return is too steep of a price, that's fine. I think I'll find you anyway. After all, I know a few trackers.

    -Don't Shoot The Messenger-

  10. When was the last time you actually felt alive?

  11. Tell me why your weekend pained you.

    I'll tell you anything you like, as long as you don't hold it against me. Oh well. I suppose this opportunity is long past, but I couldn't resist.